Happy Mendicoat Day

To,
The Head Master,
The Government of India.

Sub: an application to declare 10th May as National Holiday and to celebrate it as Mendicoat Day.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I request you to include the most auspicious day of 10th May in list of National Public Holiday and also amend a rule to celebrate it as "You-Know-Who Jayanti" or "Mendicoat Day". This is the same day when India's first war of Independence began in 1857 but another most important event of the day is that God of Mendicoat himself came to earth.

Please make sure that it should be celebrated as a "Wet Day". No, no need to take a bath to get wet ... that's optional ... but each and every member of the society should and must consume few drops of vodkam, beeram or whiskum as Prasadam and they must play a game of Mendicoat without saying Pass. It is already observed that many people from western part of India are already started celebrating this and they greet each other by saying "Happy Mendicoat Day".

Due to your deficient knowledge, you must be wondering who is this great personality and why you are still in dark till now. Let me enlighten on this ...

By now, you are already aware that he is a God and even Sachin's additional glorification is because of him.

He is an inspiration whose personality influence dumb people to sing a song, recite poems, write essays, capture images, buzz the bandwidth and even dedicate blogs.

His so called superiors are so thankful to him that they always get recognition in each quarter without writing a single Unix command because of him.

Though not sure but it is heard that youth author Chetan Bhagat is trying all his wit to get a small appointment for important inputs to make his fourth book interesting. Obviously Nagarjun will do the lead.

J K Rowling always hide the crucial fact that "He is so feared that even Voldemort don't dare to say his name".

Only he has the capability and can dare to tour Gods own country on sick leaves only. As 10th May is not the holiday so he has to take sick leave to celebrate his B'Day :(

So please consider my request blindly and do the needful for benefit of whole nation and yeah don't forget to play the Mendicoat game.

Thanking you,

Yours untruthfully insincerely unfaithfully,
Chheda.

P.S.: Many Happy Returns of the Gooda and Have a Great B'Day.